Monday, December 29, 2008

Community ROSE BOWL PARTY - New Year's Day in Lincoln Heights, CA

LA Voters For Change

ZUMA DOGG

For Mayor

 

Thursday January 1st, 2009

NEW YEAR'S DAY
Rose Bowl Party

12Noon  - End of Game

 

DJs * LIVE Music * Food * Voter Info

 

   USC vs. Penn State

                                                                                         

Corner of

BROADWAY & DALY

2437 N. Broadway

Lincoln Heights, CA 90031


Meet and Greet

Zuma Dogg, Candidate for Mayor 

Jesse Rosas, Candidate for L.A. City Council District 1

ZumaDoggForMayor.com  

 Rosas2009.com

LA Voters For Change.com 

 "Let's Clean Up City Hall"  

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Read About Hillary Clinton's Rally in East Los Angeles from Saturday (Stay Informed!)

From ZumaTimes.com

CLINTON EAST L.A. RALLY: First of all, she wants to manage the country...she couldn't even manage to have a working microphone on hand. It was cutting in and out throughout the entire event. (Who's organizing these events?)

Keep Antonio off camera. He comes off like a screaming lunatic. He's worse than Hillary. Three years old like him though, because he only speaks in three word sentences, just like they do. (He should be on Sesame Street. He's already a bunch of peoples' Muppet.)

I'm glad they brought out Magic Johnson to endorse Hillary, because I take my presidential cues from basketball players.

Maxine Waters came out to remind you, "I happen to be a black woman, and I endorse Hillary Clinton." (I guess she mentioned she was black for all the blind people watching.)

LA County Superviser Gloria Molina was audibly booed, in her own backyard, when they announced her.

And of course, anyone who Nucklehead Nunez is endorsing, you obvious take your cue from that and simply vote for anyone else.

Bill Clinton must have had other plans..maybe he was cutting his deal with Obama, because he wasn't anywhere to be seen.

One of the actors from "West Wing" was in the audience. He worked on a TV set that was about the White House, so his endorsement is important. He was literally placed in the best spot, behind Hillary, like a prop, as though some idiots may think, "Oh wow! She has the endorsement of Jed Bartlett's Chief of Staff who is married to the mom from 'Malcolm in the Middle'. I loved it when Jed Bartlett was President. I'm going to vote for Schillary!"

Nunez said there has been a lot of talk about change, but he could barely talk, himself. He must have been screaming at the top of his lungs about something, cause his voice sounded like ZD's after singing "Hell's Bells" one too many times.

ZD's sings Hell's Bells and speaks on Villaraigosa.


HOW CLINTON COULD EVEN PUT NUCKLEHEAD NUNEZ ON STAGE AFTER HEARING ABOUT HIS WINE, TRAVEL AND OTHER LAVISH EXPENDITURES -- AND THE INVESTIGATIONS??? What an insult. And Nucklehead came off a little hostile and angry about his enthusiasm for change. Like when you know you are losing and are getting desperate, so you start getting "whiny" about it.

I'm glad Gray Davis was on hand to endorse Clinton! He did a great job as Governor. The people really liked him. Didn't he get kicked out of office? ARE YOU CRAZY!?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LET GRAY DAVIS ON THE STAGE AT ALL???

The Mayor from Oakland gave a great civil rights speech (really, he was great), then introduced, "Gloria Molendez." Some of you also know her as Gloria Molina.

Now that I see Gloria speaking in a perfectly sane speaking voice; not shouting, screaming and coming off like a maniac nutcase as Villar, Nunez and Schillary do -- maybe they should hire her as their vocal coach. (Group discount)

DAAAAAAAAMN, even ZD has learned not to scream and shout from the podium. Between Clinton, Villar and Nucklehead, The Clinton campaign should be the party for deaf people.

Molina claims that the most polarizing political figure ever (Hillary) is going to "unite us all". Polarizers tend to divide people, not untie. That's why they are polarizing.



Anyway, Hillary just took the stage, and we all know what the sound of her shrill, shrieks do to ZD. Gotta turn her off, like the rest of her former supporters.

CAN SOMEONE FROM THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN PLEASE TELL HER TO STOP SHOUTING LIKE A MENTAL PATIENT!!!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!! I AM NOT KIDDING!!! SHE IS INTOLERABLE ON THE MIC. She's screams in monotone. No emotion in her voice. Just a cold, un-emotional tone, with no inflection. Take a listen next time and you will hear it for yourself. A cold, no emotion, no inflection voice. They should record her voice and use it for military interrogation. People would crack more quickly than water boarding. If anyone has the transcript from her speech, I would like to read what she said, cause I sure as hell can't listen to it.

Oh no, she didn't just use Bobby Kennedy in her speech? Did she hear who the family is endorsing? Thanks for reminding me Schillary.

Looking at Clinton and her cast of motley muppets, it's kinda sad that after eight years as first lady, that's all you could muster for support. (Why do you think Times and former supporters are jumping sides? Because THEY KNOW Hillary Clinton.

A basketball player, an actor who PLAYED a role about the White House, a shady-wino who spends public money on expensive wining and dining, Gloria Molina, and a mayor who has lost all support in the community and media alike -- and can only speak in three word sentences. LA Times is endorsing the other candidate. And her biggest assets (Bill Clinton) is now an albatross and they had to keep him off camera. Kinda sad.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL SCHILLARY TO STOP SCREAMING LIKE A MENTAL PATIENT HAVING A TEMPER TANTRUM? (Where's Nurse Ratchett when we need her?) WHEN ARE HER CONSULTANTS GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT? SHE'S STILL DOING IT!!! Inflection Schillary...learn about it!

And yes Schil...until you have actually BEEN President -- people ARE INDEED taking a chance on you, as much as any other candidate. (She keeps trying to mislead people into making it seem as though she already has experience as President???)

CLICK "READ MORE" FOR "ZD's EQUAL TIME"...A comment by a Hillary supporter (if not paid political operative) and along with a reply by ZD's spin-debunker machine.


REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE A PAID POLITICAL OPERATIVE ON A PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TRAIL -- AND YOU POST ON A BLOG -- PLEASE REMEMBER TO DISCLOSE.

(Not as if anyone can't tell.)

And in possibly unrelated matters:

You say: "Obama has been openly and shamelessly pandering to the illegals and the way left, that's why. Which is why Hillary should be the better choice."

Um, excuse me...Schillary is rollin' with Antonio. Obama WISHES he could pander to the amount of illegals Antonio brings to the polls, I mean table.

You say, "He said at the debates that any claim that illegals were hurting the general economy, or blacks in terms of getting jobs, was scapegoating."

He may have said it, and she may not have...but first of all, since they are both pandering...looks like Schillary just lost that panders' vote to Barack. (LOL!)

Spinner says, "He just plain lied..." (Ooops, I forgot, you are the official chief economist who has the stats to claim unequivocally that he "lied.")

Funny, you are saying that Barack is going to lose big time, but he is using the strategy YOU, I mean the Clinton campaign is using. (Except he just yanked the rug out from under your strategy. HIS BAD!)

And of course since the Times finally can no longer be seen anywhere near your boss, I mean Villaraigosa -- any more than a travel agent wants to book customers on the Titanic as Kate is reaching for Leo's hand as he sinks away into the abyss -- you better take a shot at them, too.

WOW...you sure are anonymous.

[And in unrelated matters, will someone please tell Shit Romney that his business experience running Banes Capital is not the same business experience it takes to run country from an economic standpoint. (I'm not saying he wouldn't or couldn't do a good job, even though he is the Republican version of Hillary Clinton...but to say your business experience there is apples and oranges as President, y'all. Stop fronting you Lyle Wagoner-looking phony. You're the Tom Lebong of Presidential candidates.]

From ZumaTimes.com


Tuesday, May 8, 2007

WHITESTARR - "Beautiful Thing" (VH1 Reality Show THIS SUMMER!)

Here's something fun: WHITESTARR lead singer Cisco Adler having some fun in the studio with the band's new song, "Beautiful Thing." The band has a new show debuting this summer in VH1 called, "The Rock Life", and there is nothing "Simple" about it. Check em out at "www.myspace.com/whitestarr"

NEW VIDEO: WHITESTARR - "The Rock Life" (VH1 Summer Preview) Malibu/Hollywood, CA



This show is gonna be HUGE this summer on VH1. It's called "The Rock Life". And nothing "Simple" about it. The band WHITESTARR is already a legendary Malibu band, known by all the "in crowd" on the Hollywood Sunset strip, too.

Slash and Tommy Lee appear in this promo clip. From the producers of "Real World". Besides all the hoopla of this rock n roll soap opera, the band is the savior of that "classic rock" sound. Check em out at "www.myspace.com/whitestarr"

Monday, May 7, 2007

POLITICAL ACTIVIST COMEDY VIDEO: For BORAT/JON STEWART/DAILY SHOW/LENO/LETTERMAN/KIMMEL Fans

VIRAL VIDEO CHART #7 (Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall)


ZUMA DOGG VIDEO SEARCH ENGINE

"ZUMA DOGG Videos on YouTube"
Official Blog: www.zumadogg.blogspot.com
Click this link to visit ZumaDogg's myspace page. REAL Political Activism humor. Borat meets Daily Show. "Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall"

ROCK THE VOTE: HOW TO GET ELECTED INTO OFFICE...PROMISE EVERYTHING TO BOTH SIDES THEN DO NOTHING

Wanna be a politician? Here’s how you get elected into office: Promise both sides everything, then do nothing. By doing nothing you won’t piss off either side. Meanwhile, just tell both sides that you are working on it, but it’s the other guy’s fault; he just put it back to committee, or continued it for another 90 days until there can be a report on the benefit of an impact study. Then, when the report says, “An impact study is needed”, you just bought yourself another 90 days until the impact study is completed.

Although many politicians start off principled, and want to fight for change, and do all the best things for the community -- they quickly find out, once in office, it’s the financial backers who put them in office that run the show behind closed doors and at expensive dinners and functions.

Zuma Dogg calls it, “The Politicial Steamroll Machine”. You see, it’s not the elected officials who run the City (they are just four to eight year “blips” through town) -- it’s the financial backers with long-term connections and relationships in the City that have the influence and pull the strings and steer the votes.



And let me tell ya, you gotta make a lot of promises and payback a lot of favors, cause Mr./Ms. Billionaire financial backer may have all those relationships and connections throughout the City, State or Country -- but they don’t offer votes just cause the Billionaire-backer is such a great looking, really cool guy.

So let’s just say the newly elected official decides he/she is gonna clean up the corruption and start initiating motions that cut out someof the waste, or benefits something other than a financial special interest/payback?

Well, that political steamroll machine will backfire on you, pretty quickly. And it ain’t a very smooth ride downhill. It’s much easier to just go along for the luxurious ride. Cause at the end of the day, if it isn’t YOU rolling over and selling-out, someone else is just gonna be doing it anyway. And at least YOU’RE a really great guy/gal and will at least try and do one or two good things while you’re at it. Except, the Political Steamroll Machine won’t let you. They don’t leave a tip.

Remember, you can attend any City Council meeting and speak during “public comment” and tell em what you think. And it goes out on TV and the internet.

Here’s a little FIRST AMENDMENT CHECK I tried out this year. Pretty Funny. Check out all my “Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall” videos (political comedy) at www.youtube.com, or www.myspace.com and search “zuma dogg”.


"ZUMA DOGG Videos on YouTube"
Official Blog: www.zumadogg.blogspot.com
Click this link to visit ZumaDogg's myspace page. REAL Political Activism humor. Borat meets Daily Show. "Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall"

Feel free to post your comments here. Maybe we will use them as a main thread on the Election Press Blogspot Network email: electionpress@gmail.com

keywords: shady fraud waste abuse greed bigger picture muppet candidates

Sunday, May 6, 2007

FUNNY POLITCIAL ACTIVIST VIDEO: ELECTION ‘08 IS A GREAT TIME TO AWAKEN THE ACTIVIST WITHIN

Greetings from "Zuma Dogg". Maybe you have read my election blogging on "electionpress.blogspot.com".

This past year, I have become a community activist in the City of Los Angeles, and it has been a real eye-opening experience and I urge each and every person reading this to become a more active member of your community.

Official Blog: www.zumadogg.blogspot.com
Click this link to visit ZumaDogg's myspace page. REAL Political Activism humor. Borat meets Daily Show. "Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall"

If you live in the City of Los Angeles, call 311 (a free call) and ask when and where your next Neighborhood Council meeting is.

I will be blogging on the Presidential election at electionpress.blogspot.com, and blog on all the shady fraud, waste and abuse at Los Angeles City Hall (a real soap opera, at Mayor Sam’s Inside LA Politics blog (The HEAT, y’all!)

Remember, you can attend any City Council meeting and speak during “public comment” and tell em what you think. And it goes out on TV and the internet.

Here’s a little FIRST AMENDMENT CHECK I tried out this year. Pretty Funny. Check out all my “Zuma Dogg Fights City Hall” videos (political comedy) at www.youtube.com, or www.myspace.com and search “zuma dogg”.


"ZUMA DOGG Videos on YouTube"
Feel free to post your comments here. Maybe we will use them as a main thread on the Election Press Blogspot Network email: electionpress@gmail.com